John McCain is hosting a barbecue this Memorial Day weekend with potential Vice Presidential choices, including Florida Gov. Charlie Crist, Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal and former presidential candidate Mitt Romney. Surprisingly, Georgia's Sonny Perdue is missing from the list. An intrepid reader sent along the following quiz, entitled "Where is Sonny?"
- China
- Bonaire
- Oakey Woods
- Renewing his vet license for 2010
- Watering the grass at the Governor's Mansion (oops, isn't that illegal?)
- Mediating stress reduction classes between Casey Cagle and Glenn Richardson
- Writing a romance novel about the Georgia DOT
- (submit your own answer)
The winner will receive a prize from Bill Shipp Online, but only if Sonny receives the prize of Vice President.
sonny for vp
hurry up and award the prize, i need some gas money, so Erick and I can get stuck in ATL traffic in the limo that FOX sends to Macon for us.
oops, sorry i missed the first capcha math question. 85 miles, divided by 5mpg = 17 gallons x $4.00 = $68.00 one way, x 2 = $136 round trip to get my councilman to FOX central, so he can bash my favorite president Jimmy Carter to make his council tenure look better...
Hoping for a Boy
Sonny Abraham Evans
It's Memorial Day Weekend
So Sonny will remember all the tax cuts he killed.
Sonny will spend all weekend...
...trying to win a prize from Bill Shipp Online using his usual web identity, "Anonymous."
Sonny will really spend all weekend...
...trying to figure out how to spell "Anonymous."
Sonny can't win
Sonny can't win now that you have to pass a math test to post on Shipp Online.
Sonny will be:
Grounbreaking a truck plant in Savannah.
Unvetoing several bills he vetoed last week.
Trying to find Bob Barr's phone number.
Reading his IMDb entry.
Surveying a new border with Tennessee.
Surveying a new border with Illinois. (Hey, why not?)
Lying on a deposition?
Chasing a state trooper out of the Mansion?
Flying a state-owned helicopter?
Asking God to rescind gubernatorial term limits (i.e., praying for reign)?
This weekend Sonny is ....
...cutting the gonads off another dog.
You forgot
to put "visiting his tax laywer Larry O'Neal to consider new state capital gains tax shelters" on the list.